Wedding Crashers T Shirts

Wedding Crashers – Jeremy and John are divorce mediators who spend their free time crashing weddings. They just love drinking for free and bedding vulnerable women. So when the Secretary of the Treasury announces the wedding of his daughter, they make it their mission to crash the high-profile event. But their game hits a bump in the road when John locks eyes with bridesmaid Claire.

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   Original Release Date: 15th July 2005

   Directed By: David Dobkin

   Written By: Steve Faber, Bob Fisher

Wedding Crashers Quotes

Chazz Reinhold: Mom! The meat loaf! F**k!

Jeremy Grey: I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night.
John Beckwith: Soft mattress?
Jeremy Grey: Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.

Jeremy Grey: I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!

John Beckwith: You better lock it up.
Jeremy Grey: No, you lock it up!
John Beckwith: You lock it up!
Jeremy Grey: You lock it up!
John Beckwith: You lock it up!
Jeremy Grey: Lock it up!

Chazz Reinhold: I almost nunchucked you, you didn’t even realize!

John Beckwith: Claire’s mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn’t crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don’t you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What’d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? [makes sputtering motorboat noise]
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What’s wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean “what’s wrong with me?” What’s wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what’s wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what’s wrong with you? You’re projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don’t you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it! [starts walking away]
Jeremy Grey: Team player!


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